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I always arrive late at the office but I make it by leaving early.
Drop top. All I do is eat non Stop.

Tell me when I asked for your opinion?
Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head.
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.

I am Fiji water. You are toilet water
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness.
If I swallow scrabble pieces and barf it out, that would still make a better statement than what you speak.

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
Just like the alphabet, Bitch. I come before U.
Tell me not to do something, I’ll do it twice and take a picture. 💋

I was better than your ex. I’ll be better than your next.
Can you see the f*ck you in my smile?
What’s a queen without her king? To be fair and historically speaking. She will more powerful.

Just wing it. Life, Eyeliner, Everything.
Emotional somedays, emotionless other days.
You cant do epic shit with basic people.

Don’t stand too close to the heater babe. Plastic melts.
I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.
People say I act like I don’t care. I’m not acting.

Don’t flirt with me because If I flirt back you will fall in love alone.
Your biggest hater could be your closest friend. People pretend well.
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

People change and things go wrong but just remember life goes on.-Mac Miller.
Be a bad ass with a good ass.
Honey, even raccoons have standards.

I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existance.
The best things in life are better with you.
Go to hell, oh honey, where do you think I came from?

Quit trying to fix me, I am not broken.
Just wing it. Life, eyeliner, everything.
I use sass like an overly excited kid uses confetti.

Be yourself, who else is better qualified?
The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Be Ready.
Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.

I never lose. Either I win or I learn.
Things were so much better in the past, back when I was still a child, back when it was okay.
A penny for your thoughts. Five bucks if they are dirty.

Ever seen queens competing with hoes? No, because queens never consider hoes as their completion.
I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be.
I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.

If I treated you the way you treated me, then you would hate me.
Thinking is expensive, that’s why most people judge.
Please sign in the air like I’m Nixon.

My ex is living proof of how stupid I can be.
Sorry but not sorry.
Sorry not sorry.

My lips are the gun. Smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
Dear Past, thank you for all the lessons. Dear Future, I am ready.
And she gave no f*cks. Not even one. And she lived happily ever after. The end.

The first time I texted him, he didn’t reply because he fainted.
You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.
Humbe with just a hint of Kanye.

The uglier the snapchat the closer the friendship.
Never lower your worth to get somebody’s attention.
If you have a problem with me. Call me. If you don’t have my number, then that means you don’t know me well enough to have a problem.

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick.
You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless.

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Make them stop and stare.
Don’t stand so close to the heart. Plastic melts.
You know, hating me won’t make your sad life any better.

Stay classy, sassy, and a bit bad assy.
I would like to confirm that I do not care.
She has a heart which is savage but she has a golden heart as well.

I wish common sense was common.
What are you 12? Yeah, on a scale from one to ten, bitch.
Life is better when you’re laughing.

Life goes on, with or without you
You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
Change ‘ONE DAY’ into ‘TODAY’

Guess what? Dragons are imaginations, or else I would burn each one of you.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.
20/20 vision and I still don’t see any competition.

I would make a sandwich for guys like you.
Bitch please, your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
Started from the bottom now I’m older and not as adorable.

I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart.
If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I am the worst.
Bitch, please. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.
Too blessed to be stressed.

We just found out that kissing burns approximately 6.4 calories per minute.
sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
Be savage, not average.

It’s totally okay if you don’t like me because not everyone in this world is born with good taste.
Do not mess with a girl of short height. 5 feet 2 inch but attitude 6 feet 1.
Sun is alone too, but still shines.

You can’t spell awesome without ME.
If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I would’ve watched Sarah Palin videos.
Good girls do what they told, bad bitches do what they want. That’s why a bitch is so cold

The peanut butter to my jelly.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF.
If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.

Stay up off my Instagram, pure temptation.
You will find an odd combination of really sweet and don’t mess with me in me.
50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart

I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.
I can’t live without you, and I don’t want to try.
No boyfriend, no problems.

Confuse them with your silence & amaze them with your actions
Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold.
I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands

Tell me when I asked for your opinion?
If you hurt my best friend in any way I will make your death look like an accident.
It always seems impossible until it’s done.

Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink. She says she’ll be with you shortly.
If the mind thinks of a believing attitude one can do amazing things.
Be a warrior not a worrier.

If you are bad then say hi to your dad !!
I am multi-talented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
I was cute, but I somehow got even cuter.

There’s something about childhood friends that you just can’t replace.
Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth as stupidity falls out of yours.
If you’re testing my waters, you better know how to swim.

Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast.
Go disappoint the next bitch, I’m busy.

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I love the sound you make when you shut up.

My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
I don’t hate you. I’m just not necessarily excited about your existence.
I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.

I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots.
I’m suffering an extreme case of not being Beyonce.
I sometimes wonder how many calories those bitches burn by jumping on to conclusions.

Why chase you when I’m the catch?
Here is a proof that my selfies are better than you.
Boys want attention, Mens want respect, legends just don’t care.

You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you.
I keep it real cause I’m not afraid to make enemies.
Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.

You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like its funny.
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Throwing fertilizer at some people to see if they grow the hell up.

I’ve got heels higher than your standards.
I’m not always sarcastic sometimes I’m sleeping.
They don’t say you directly but they hate you but you say them directly you don’t care.

If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Don’t be sorry. Trusting you was my mistake, not yours.
Karma is somewhat busy with sharpening her nails, finishing and her drink, and after that, she is coming after you.

No girl is me. She may be cute, but she is not me.
You were better in my worst nightmares.
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

You have to be ODD, to be number ONE.
Queens don’t compete with hoes.
In order to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

Yes I am smiling but you are not the reason anymore.
I’d rather steal your snacks than your man.
I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

You can have RESULTS or EXCUSES not both.
There’s no ‘we’ in fries.
They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late.

I rolled my eyes up so hard I have become Mad Eye Moody.
but my personality lit.
Take the risk or lose the chance.
Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
Bitch, please! You’re so fake even China denied they made you!
Impossible is my specialty.
You let go of a diamond. Good luck collecting rocks.
If you treat me like an option, I’ll leave you like a choice.
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
Drop top. All I do is eat non Stop.
What’s a queen without her king? Well, historically speaking, more powerful.
I am unable to understand the language you are speaking because it is sounding like bullshit.
Different from everyone!
Kill them with success and bury them with a smile.
I do a thing called what I want.
It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!
You are the one dating my ex? I am eating a sandwich; do you care to eat the leftovers?
I burned by bridges so the devil couldn’t follow me.
Making ‘em stop and stare.
Sunshine mixed with a little hurricane.
There’s always a wild side to an innocent face.
I’m a hot girl but I never lose my cool.
Move, peasants.
We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes.
I don’t need anger management, I need people to STOP PISSING ME OFF.

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I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.
There’s no we in fries.
Before you judge me male sure you are perfect.
Make peace with your broken pieces.
We just want to be happy. And perhaps a little bit naked.
I was born intelligent but education ruined me.
Is your trashcan jealous of the garbage that comes out of your mouth?
If it requires smiling, I probably won’t come.
You’re my favorite hello and my hardest goodbye.
It is totally wastage of my mascara to cry over guys like you.
Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did.
You couldn’t have handled me even if I came with instructions.
Not always ‘Available’… Try your Luck.
Nothing but blue skies.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
These times are so hard, and they’re getting even harder.
The uglier the Snapchat, the closer the friendship.
I am looking in the mirror and watching my every move, I am watching my enemies and I am watching my friends too.
I always laugh when people try to hurt my feelings. As if I have any.
As lost as Alice As mad as the Hatter.
queens don’t compete with hoes.
You look like something I drew with my left hand.
Yeah, I’m single. And you’ll have to be amazing to change that.
She got mad hustle and dope soul.
I know I’m a handful, but that’s why you got two hands.
My mascaras are too expensive to cry over little boys like you.
Oh, let the Jameson sink in.
Because faking smile is always easy then explaining everyone why we are sad.
I’m just a vibe you can’t find nowhere else.
I can remove most of your beauty from a wet wipe.
Babe if you stand too close to the heater then there is a chance of you getting melted because plastic melts easily.
They told me I couldn’t that’s why I did.
You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you.
The idea is to not be, what people expect you to be and I strictly follow this idea.
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. And, you told me that you love me, so now I’m scared
Happiness is seeing a childhood friend getting married.
I know my personality is lit.
Your the type of boy id make a sandwich for.
Catch flights, not feelings.
The more boys I meet, the more I love my dog.
I’m 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
So blunt you can smoke my truth.
Row, row, row your boat gently the f*ck away from me.
If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.
Be a bad ass with a good ass
If you like me then raise your hand if not then raise your standard.
Shut up. I wear heels bigger than your d*ck.
I’m not a second option, you either choose me or lose me.
My middle finger salutes you.
Hating me doesn’t make you pretty.
Cancel my subscription because I’m done with your issues.
I don’t have a dirty mind. I have a sexy imagination.
I like my chocolate how I like myself. Dark, bitter and too classy for you.
Braless is flawless.
I hope your air conditioner breaks this summer.
The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready.
My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
The real reason I’m over you is because now I see who you really are.
I don’t need to explain myself because I know I’m right

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Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold
You can’t block my blessings.
50% Savage, 50% Sweetheart.
I just don’t want to look back and think I could’ve eaten that
I am 99% angel, but oh, that 1%…
Be a little more you, and a lot less them.
Jealousy is a terrible disease. Get well soon.
It’s totally okay if you don’t like me because not everyone in this world is born with good taste.
too glam to give a dam
My mascaras too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you
50% savage. 50% sweetness.
Good girls are made up of sugar and spice while I and my type of girls are made of whiskey and ice.
Together is a wonderful place to be.
Feels so good being bad.
I am Fiji water. You are toilet water.
Is ‘UGH’ an emotion? Because I feel it.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch
Don’t be sorry. Trusting you was my mistake, not yours.
Don’t stand so close to the heart. Plastic melts.
Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings.
You cant do epic things with basic people.
You can’t do epic shit with basic people.
I’m wearing the smile you gave me.
If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will
You’re not a model. You’re a b*tch with a smartphone and 50 editing apps.
We dope girls, we flawless. We the poster girls for all this.
I like to smile at people who don’t like me 😉
Dear, I am flattered that I’m always a trending topic in your life.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you
Childhood is practically the most beautiful part of a person’s life, the most innocent too.
Don’t stand so close to the heart. Plastic melts.
Too glam to give a dam As lost as Alice As mad as the Hatter.
Me every day: Slay, Me in December: Sleigh.
They say good things take times that’s why I always late.
An apple a day keeps people away if throw it hard enough.
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too.
Drop top. All I do is eat non Stop.
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
Even my middle finger is bigger than your heart.
Just like the alphabet, I come before U.
My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
I just don’t want to look back and think I could’ve eaten that.
I am only responsible for what I say not for what you understand.
My mascaras too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
LIfe is better when you’re laughing.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
Do ya thing be.
The first time I texted her, she didn’t reply because she fainted.
Me, jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.
Sweet as sugar, cold as ice hurt me once I will break you thrice.
Focus on your goals. These men only want to waste your damn time.
I don’t need weapon, I’m one.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
You cant do epic shit with basic people
Even on my worst day, I’m killing it.
Don’t be so quick to judge be ,you only see what I choose to show you.
I’ll take a one-way ticket back to the ’90s, please.
I’m cool. PS: You’re not.
It’s with you or without you but life goes on.
Life goes on ✌️
Take me away to better days.
She is clothed in strength and dignity, and she laughs without fear of the future.
Beauty attracts the eye, but personality captures the heart.
I like myself like I like my coffee. It’s like dark, bitter and too hot for you.
My signature, My style, My identity.
It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you.
You cannot expect the world to be fair to you if you are fair. Would you expect a lion not to eat just because you didn’t eat him?
Everyone is entitled to stupidity, but some abuse that privilege.
sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast
Sweet as sugar. Hard as ice. Hurt me once. I’ll break you twice.

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Sometimes, I wish I am a child again so I can be whoever I want to be in the future, I wish.
So blunt you can smoke my truth.
Queens will forever stay better than bitches.
I was feeling dumb, but then I thought I am at least smarter than you.
There’s no reason to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the first time.
Hella heart eyes for you
Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down.
For success, Attitude is equally as important as Ability.
Needing you AF.
I am aware of the fact that I am a handful but that is the reason why you have only two hands.
Raindrop. Drop top. All I do is eat non Stop.
Note to self: You good, get going.
but my personality lit
I believe in karma very much but if karma does not hit you, I will.
Remember to shine like the sunshine because the sun does not give a damn even if you go blind.
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.
You either on my side, by my side, or in my f*cking way. Choose wisely.
Does my sparkle burn your eyes?
You are so plastic, even China denied they made you.
I’m sunshine mixed with a little hurricane ☉🌊😊
Where ya looking? I’m the view.
I love that pleasant sound which you make when you shut up.
It seems like people want you to give them the type of love they don’t give to you.
You were my cup of tea, but I drink champagne now.
Bitch, I wanna slap you, but I don’t know in which face.
I know looks aren’t everything, but I have them just in case.
I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping.
When life hits you hard get up and say you hit like a bitch.
The idea is to not be, what people expect you to be and I strictly follow this idea.
Proof that I can do selfies better than you.
I feel like my attitude has an attitude of itself.
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness, bitch.
Some people always deserve to get a hi-five right on their face.
I really don’t hate you that much but if you are on fire and I had the water, I would simply drink it.
If I ever let my head down, it will be to admire my shoes.
No, I checked my receipt. I didn’t buy any of your bullshit.
I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.
You were once my cup of tea but then I upgraded to champagne.
No GPS but it’s my turn.
Don’t test me. I have screenshots.
You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now
Underestimate me. That will be fun.
He who angers you controls you.-Imam Ali.
I believe in karma very much but if karma does not hit you, I will.
Treat me like an option, and I’ll dump you like a choice.
I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
My heels are higher than most people’s standards.
My favorite fairytale is our love story.
Life goes on, with or without you.
Judge me when you’re perfect.
Don’t put me in a position where I got to show you how cold my heart can get.
You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.
The only thing worse than a boy who hates you: a boy that loves you.
I’m none of your business.
I don’t have the energy to pretend to like you today.
My smile is the trigger, my lips are the gun my kisses are like the bullets and hence you can label me as a killer.
If I say first of all run away because I have prepared research, data, charts and will destroy you.
Oh sorry, I didn’t realize you were an expert on how I should live my life. Hold on, let me get a notebook.
It’s not that you need be in your limits, it means you must flow with control.
Be savage, not average.
I’m simple to understand. Like quantum physics.
Humble with just a hint of Kanye.
I got a good heart but this mouth.
I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do.
The trash gets picked up tomorrow. Better get ready.
When I get up in the morning, even the Satan cries.
You haven’t seen my bad side yet.
If Karma doesn’t hit you, l gladly will.

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