360+ Pirate Captions for Instagram [Funny, Best Quotes & Puns]

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Pirate Captions for Instagram

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Loving every bit of wearing my most favorite pirate costume! #lovingit
Home is where the eye patch can be removed. #noeyepatch

Excuse me, do you know who you are talking to? #thepirate
Steer, it’s a course, right! #steerright
One last fool standing. #lastfool

Looking for my mermaid! #searching
Avast mateys! Try a pirate-themed hook, bait, and nibbles. Avast!
Mood Halloween. #Mood

A bold approach to all things—no matter the situation. Be Bold.
My most sought treasure! #mostsought
Keep calm and keep thinking. #keepthinking

And the countdown to Halloween begins here! #countdown
Wearing the must-wear pirate costume for Halloween! #mustwear
The deepest water does not always run the swiftest.

I finally got my ship together.
Aye, matey. Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirate’s life for me. #PirateQuotes
Who needs an eyepatch when you have got beautiful eyes! #beautifuleyes

Make sure you get your second wind, or third, or fourth. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
I am going to live forever or die trying.
This is not a drill yo ho! Savvy?

the day will come when you look at the sea and you will say that was my ocean
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of… rum!
Failure lurks in the minds of men who fear to face danger. –T.Tuttle

🗡️There are no good weapons, there are no bad weapons. There is only your skill with a weapon.
A little bit of pirate, a whole lot of mermaid.
Where is your Halloween costume? #pirate

Always be a pirate! #always
If you find yourself in a fair fight… You’ve managed to miss all of the cues thus far.
The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. – Mahatma Gandhi

Just another pirate portrait. #pirateportrait
I have never been scared, said no pirate ever. #saidnopirateever
The haven of pirates, shanties, and hearties 🛳 🏴 💪

Never smile at a crocodile. You’ll be the last to see it.
Sea my body! #see
There are many paths to tread, but all of them lead home—Arwen, Lord of the Rings

Do you have what it takes to be on the same throne as Captain Jack Sparrow? #yesmaam
Pirates are unrepentantly bold. And so are we.
Sail in with a pirate’s life for me #quote

Aim bigger. Dream bigger. Live bigger. That’s the pirate way.
Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate’s life for me.
Ain’t nothing like a pirate, baby. Maybe that’s because pirates are the best.

You look super badass! #superbadass
yahoo maties & scallywags! go get ’em in our saleroom. Our derelict map shows you the way.’
Join our crew. We’re taking over the @.

I’m not Captain Jack Sparrow… I’m Captain Payday.
Ahoy, mateys! Hop aboard for the ride of your life.
We will not bury our treasure. We will bury those who try to steal it.

Arr mateys. We be the first to bring ye this product. See what ye be missin’ all these years?
Shipping Sparrow and always. #shipping
These are some words I live by. These are some words I die for.

This rum is worth a shot.

Pirate Quotes for Instagram

A man is made of many ingredients but most of them are water.
The only pirate I can live with is a free pirate.

Check out my outfit! #checkitout
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. 🏴
We are not naturally inclined to pursue the things we are naturally destined to do.

Discover the world. See new places. Meet new people. Drink rum 🍸.
A pirate’s life is simple and easy, yet fun and exciting. Life on the sea is something to behold!
Who’s the Pirate of the ship? Or should I say, Captain? #mehere

I love being a pirate, but I’m not afraid of dying like one.
Swashbuckle and debauchery, mateys—it’s more fun than you think.
We will succeed or die trying

We all make choices. Some turn out to be good, and some bad, but most are just part of being human.
Welcome to my ship.
Some people treasure what they have, some people treasure what they leave behind.

Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Bring me that horizon. — Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
No one should be worried about the size of their boat—only how they use it.

You can take from me what you like, I have nothing to spare.
This one’s got me hooked.
Thanks, ye. #yeye

What a pirate weekend it was! #piracyweekend
You’re the only one for Smee.
Let’s think of it as a ship for today, and I am its Captain. #captaintoday

Pirates make legends. #legends
Set sail with a crew of legends, brimming with plunder and a lust for the booty.
Did your wife allow that? Oh, hello, it’s her decision only. #ohello

It’s in my locker. #inmylocker
The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page.
They call me Captain.

If beauty is only skin deep, you must be absolutely gorgeous.
A pirate tonight! #tonight
Argh! Avast ye captain. C’mon matey, grab a mug!

The true test of courage is not when we face danger, but when we face difficulty.
My jolly old sailor bruise is the only mark of death on my skin. #markofdeath
What an awesome weekend with the pirate crew! #awesomeweekend

Give me all your money, punk! #givethemtome
Go big or go home. (Only the best pirate Instagram captions would use a pirate quote.)
In a world full of sharks, don’t be an angelfish. Be a Pirate Ship ××

Speaking of which, I’m a sailor… on the seven seas. #quote
Hands-on the wheel. Eyes on the horizon. Heart on fire
What a fool of a captain we’ve got. #fooled

Always be yourself, unless you can be a pirate. Then, always be a pirate.
I am the captain of my own ship—and the master of my fate.
Strongholds of the Caribbean.

Captain Jack Sparrow would be proud to see you. #captainJS
We recreated this scene with a fake Jack Sparrow by our side. #fakeJS
We’ll keep sailing into the sun, dreaming of what could be. Dreams are free, you know.

Not a bar trolley but a locker full of rum! #lockerfullofrum
There’s some unfinished business in this post.

Pirate Puns for Instagram

Are you ready to add some pepper and spice to your day? 🌶

I’m a modern-day pirate—steal ideas, so I have more to share with you.
Arrr you ready to set sail on a treasure hunt? 👀
Aarrr… I will be readying my ship. Watch out, monsoons ahead 🚢☀

Keep calm and get my rum. #keepcalm
It’s not the 1600s anymore. There ain’t no pirates anymore. #youthink
Ahoy! #ahoy

Every mate shall be scared. #everymate
Work like a captain. Play like a pirate.
Set sail on the seven seas and save a treasure chest of memories. – Travel Smith

Climb aboard, ye scurvy dogs!
Ahoy Matey! A spin on a classic cocktail…partly cloudy, with an occasional pirate.
We do not have your ship. #whyshouldwe

The only thing you have to fear is fear in itself. #fear
To give up and give in is to die a little inside 🌊 💀
I can’t wait to sea my booty.

We pillage the high seas for treasure, adventure, and most importantly…
Don’t be a stupid pirate, man! #stupidpirateman
My friends aren’t listening to the Captain of the ship. #thatwouldbeme

Costume trials for Halloween are in full swing! #costumetrials
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of Rum! ☠️
The Captain in flesh and blood. #fleshandblood

I’m not a pirate, I’m an adventurer. Hoist the mizzen, yo-ho!
We take a different approach to coffee because we like things to taste good 🌲☕❤️.
Ahoy, mateys! Salt-sprayed days and starry nights are calling you . . . . . . . #piratecaptions

Make it harder than 2020. #harder
Approved. #approved
Just looking for my boo-ty on Halloween.

Plundering good sales on everything. 😈 #bcbgcna
Where’s my Captain Jack Sparrow at?
By invitation, pirates only. #byinvitationonly

Aye, there be treasure here. And scurvy dogs to claim it.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot 🏴☠️
Scurvy dogs, step aboard for the best coffee in town.

We have the best fans in the world and we’re not afraid to show it. #WeAreOcean
A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
Aye, we be interested in arrrr projects that get the job done!

Avast! Below are some pirate quotes to inspire your adventures on the high seas.
Do you have what to takes to judge? #ibetno
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Panta 💀 💀 🌊 🌊 🌊

We’re not here for a long time, we’re here for a good time.
Fit the vibe and come shooting with us! #fitthevibe
This is the kind of treasure that’ll make you feel like a real pirate. Haul on over to our shop!

Set sail Emoji Pirates, we’re chasing the sunset 🌅🌊
Hello, it’s Smee.
Ahoy there, Halloween.

There is no friend as loyal as a book. #bookishfriend
It is the quality of one’s convictions that determines success, not the number of followers.
This doesn’t feel pirate-y! #dontfeelit

Have you ever heard of the story of the pirate with a wooden leg named Peg Leg Wally?
Yarrrrrr, scallywags. Do you have what it takes to be a part of this plundering crew?
A lot of effort goes into looking rugged. #looksrugged

Halloween decorations are done right with pirate sleeves. #piratesleeves
We’re really feeling the #styeffect right now.
Arrrghh I’m searching for my next treasure and it’s you.
I get to be the Captain today! #yaay

Pirate One Liners

I only live telecast my skills. #live
I like black pearls. #blackpearls
Festival blues. #festivalblues
Swashbuckle it up.
The first rule of Halloween is to snap a picture in your Halloween costume. #snapapicture
Behold, the Pirate is here. #behold
You can’t walk the plank looking like that.
It’s like a pirate ship inside of here. #insidehere
Arrrrr you ready to lure some treasure from the depths of the ocean?
Pirate’s booty, anyone?
You have, of course, heard about me! #ofcourse
What a day it was! #surely
The only treasure the pirate wants is the one in your heart. 🙂
Abandon your fear of the sea. All hands, man the boats! #pirates
Live your life and plunder the depths of adventure.
What did you guys steal? #so
We’re bringing the fun back to British television and going international! 😜
When I die, keep my favorite rum in your locker. #remember
Hey there, mate. #whatsup
Warning ahead. You are entering pirate premises. #warning
Stay focused on your goals. May the sails be ever full and the wind always in your favor 😈
Live like a pirate, work like a slave
Yarrrrrrrrr! Just a few more hours until everything pumpkin-spice is back in stock! 😊
Don’t judge a book by its cover. It could be your most prized possession.
Styled the entire outfit all by myself! #styled
Arrgh means ‘I love you’ in pirate.
A pirate’s life is simple: you are free to do whatever you want whenever you want.
Badass pirates. Or tried to be one. #badass
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot 🏴 💰
*Yarr* Avast ye mateys! We’ve found the best online deals for ye, arr.
Get ready to have a blast! #getready
You walk like a pregnant yak. I mean, it’s not comfortable to watch.
Where’s my rum? #where
Yarr! This summer, it’s all about plundering (not pillaging) this Instagram feed.
Shouldn’t you be underground? #ranaway
A polite nod is worth more than a rude gesture.
Presenting to you sexy pirate costumes. #sexy
YAR! Be a pirate for a day and sail away on the high seas with this swashbuckling collection 🏴 🌵
Jack Sparrow makeup on! #makeupon
Keep your costumes ready! #keepthemready
Who doesn’t love some black pearls?
Everything’s better when you’re plundering the high seas. #piratelife
I don’t like to follow the crowd, the noise, or the leader. I want those choices to be mine.
Scaring like a pirate! #scaring
First, learn the rules. Then, break them.
Embrace the many sides of you. There’s no right or wrong way to live.
Let’s go where none have gone before. ☠👨🚀
Be scared; I have a gun. #ihaveagun
No better place to be than drinking rum and cuddling with my lovable parrot.
Look for the treasure of your dreams. It’s hidden in the hearts and minds of children. 💖
We pillage in the name of (your company name) . . . And a great deal of caffeine. 😎✌️
Every pirate needs a good ship, and every captain needs a good crew. 🚣🏼
Called Johnny Depp, but he says he is busy getting robbed by his wife. #busygettingrobbed
Twenty years ago, on Halloween. #2oyearsago
To err is to human, to arr is to pirate.
Did you scourge the seven seas to come here? #haha
For I would not live always, I pierce to die at the top of my hope.
A smooth sea never made a skilled pirate.
What do y’all think? #hot
Screw the rules, I have a parrot.

Funny Couple Pirate Captions

We’re not just a pirate, we’re a mother
You scallywags be sure you have a care for all who sail the high seas 🌊 🏴☠️
Not everything is scary and gold, mate. #scaryandgold
Boldness and adventure are the new blacks.
Ahoy, me hearties! It’s a pirate’s life for me. And I’ll be takin’ it from yeh.
Arrr if ye be wantin’ to look like a pirate on yer Instagram, then ye be wantin’ me. #bearditup
This outfit has a nice hook to it.
Who said women couldn’t be pirates or be the Captain of the ship? #killmen
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
Well ship.
A pirate’s life is simple: He just wants to have fun.
Tell no tales to sailors or pirates. #tellnotales
Abandon your fears and sail on to great rewards.
Be a pirate for a week! It’s International Talk Like a Pirate Day. 🏴
Set sail this summer in a story of adventure and treasure. 🏴
There’s a treasure in them hills. #piratequote
If you’re not brave enough to be a pirate, then walk the plank! 🏴
You are the captain of your ship. Your actions decide if you will sink or swim.
Captain Sparrow and his team. Aye aye. #ayeaye
Dressed my dog too as a pirate! #hetorethemall
The mere sight of land is enough to lighten all hearts on a ship.
I think I am going to keep it on until Christmas. #keepiton
The only treasure is great friends, and the only way to get them is to go after them.
Are you lost boys?
One eye is the epic costume. #oneeye
Some people dream of adventures, but you live them.
Did a comeback this year! #comeback
Nothing is impossible. The word itself says I’m possible! 🌊
Bro, Captain Sparrow, could pun and rhyme. Can you? #punandrhyme
Every great pirate had a dream they were chasing.
Where’s the rum? #inthelocker
Let’s kill it this Halloween! #letskillit
Seek not to know what the world is hiding, but seek what it hides. #Pirates
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate’s life for me. We love to sail and plunder.
An eyepatch doesn’t make you a pirate. What skills you got? #loads
Performed under supervision only. Do not try it at home alone. #censored
Be sorry for the scares. #besorry
Pirates of Caribbean cosplay, anyone? #pleasepeaseplease
The pirate festival it is! #piratefestival
All eyes on the deck. O sorry. #shit.
Hoist the sails, y’all! It’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day.
Every pirate gets a chest full of treasure, and every princess deserves her own prince.
I like to say that Captain Jack Sparrow gave up piracy. I’m the pirate now!
Yarrr, grab a fleet of new friends and explore the high season this ship we built together.
Pulling off the best look possible on Halloween! #pullingitoff
Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats.
What’s in your chest? #rum
Would you live a pirate’s life? #yesplease
We solemnly swear that we are up to no good. #haha
Have you got rules? #nope
I am in love with this look. #inlove
Are you of any good? #yesmaam
Can you ride the ship? #ridethemon
Even Captain Jack Sparrow would approve.
Always treasure the friends you have, for you’ll never know when you’ll need them.
If you love freebies, follow us now!
Are you ready to pillage and plunder? Then you’re ready for Captain Morgan’s.
X marks the spot.
If something you have done has made another person happy, then that is worthwhile.
The only treasure worth having is the laughter from a child. -Pirate Merch
Not all treasure’s silver and gold, mate. — Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.

Pirate Themed Instagram Captions

Don’t come empty-handed. Always get something. #alwaysgetsomething
You can’t walk away from a fight, especially when you’re still in one.
Arrr, days be like this when ye settle down with a healthy, hearty breakfast on a lazy Sunday. ☀
Everyone now, call me Captain. #callme
Feeling salty today because I just saw Pirates of the Caribbean 5 🛳🐠
You can’t talk without using a single pun! #talkinpuns
Lost and found in someone else’s ship. #lostandfound
Time to decorate my house with everything pirate-y! #decorations
If you’re going to be a pirate, be the best pirate the world has ever seen.
Real men don’t need a reason to party.
The best way to be truly shipshape is to get under the waves and work on your tan.
Surrender the drinks! #surrendernow
Avast! For those who are curious about life at sea 🏴.
We plunder, we rifle, we steal;
All my mates on deck.
Born to rum. #nottorun
There’s a treasure in every child and we want to help you find it.® Pirates Ahoy!
Home is where the anchor drops.
Avast! Calling all pirates. Show your true colors with our new collection of hair colors.
Even better than walking the plank is watching someone else do it 🏊👀😆
All hands on deck at this party.
Life is short. Swashbuckle hard.
Ahoy! Let’s get out there and make something happen today.
The devil is in the details my friend – Captain Swashbuckle
Warning: Ye be entering pirate territory.
Dead men tell no tales. #deadmen
The best things in life are really worth waiting for. Patience is a virtue.
Our goal is for all of you to feel like a pirate everyday.
Halloween decorations are going on in full swing. #fullswing
If you can be a pirate, sure be one. #surebeone
Arrr, there’s nothing more satisfying than the feeling you get from helping someone in need.
I’m taking a walk, to remember where I’ve been.
Never give up. Never Surrender.
I am ready to be a pirate at one call. #whichcall
Totally shipping this.
You arrgh my most sought-after treasure.
Once you enter our premises, lose all hope of survival! #allhope
Build your dream… or someone else will hire you to build theirs.
They say it’s the golden age of piracy. But you won’t hear that from me.
Let’s do some planks.
Show us your best pirate face 😈
Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate’s life for me!
I was born to rum.
Ahoy there! Halloween is here. #ahoythere
All hands on deck! When you look this good, you gotta show it off.
Drunk pirates are boarding a car to pick up a crush. #loveisintheair
Avast, ye dogs! The @pirates_update stole our hearts.
Bold enough to carry your life on your head.
We are ready for you, Halloween! #readytowinit
We are pirates, quite literally. We like treasures and maps and charts.
☠️Don’t waste another minute! Call today for an appointment!☠️
Ahoy! Should I call you to mate? #you might
You’ve to kill every one of your opponent to become the Pirate. #killeveryone
Ohhh, ahhh—we get it, you’re a pirate. No need to explain.
Everything is better with a pirate by your side.
Going through my 5-year-old pirate costume. #whataday
Aye, aye, Captain! #ayeaye
Learnt the rules to break them! #breakthem
There are two rules for success: 1. Don’t tell people everything you know -Mark Twain
I thought you were bringing in some country rum! #wheresmyrum

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