270+ Mad Captions for Instagram with Quotes

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Forget the failures Keep the lessons
But my personality litI may not be perfect but at least Im not you

Get my pretty name out of your mouth — Billie Eilish Therefore I Am
I like myself like I like my coffee It’s like dark bitter and too hot for you
We will be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing homes

Just like the alphabet I come before U
Weird is the new coolMy key to dealing with stress is simple just stay cool and stay focused
Sweets you couldnt ignore me if you tried — John Bender Breakfast Club

“I embrace mistakes they make you who you are” – Beyoncé
I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart — Sia Elastic Heart
I dont need your situation — Jordyn Woods

Bein so bad got me feelin so good — Demi Lovato Sorry Not Sorry
You will find an odd combination of really sweet and don’t mess with me in me
50 Savage 50 Sweetheart

“Break up with your girlfriend yeah yeah cause Im bored” —Ariana Grande ‘Break Up with your Girlfriend Im Bored
Revenge Nah I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma f you up
“It is so weird being my own role model” – Mindy Lahiri The Mindy Project

Does my sparkle burn your eyes
This is not a race but I still take first place
Silence is golden Duct tape is silver

We Should Just Pick The Hottest Most Confident Bad B Version Of Ourselves And Be That For The Rest Of The School Year — Cassie Howard Euphoriahair gel wasted
I do a thing called what I want
Well done is better than well said

It’s hard to do epic stuff with basic people like you
Im none of your business
Tell me when I asked for your opinion

Catch flights not feelings
See the bowtie I wear it and I don’t care That’s why it’s cool
Didn’t they tell you I was a savage — Rihanna Needed Me

Life goes on with or without you
I just figured if I’m going to be a mess might as well be a hot mess right — Mindy Lahiri The Mindy Project
“You wanted fire Sorry my speciality is ice” – Veronica Lodge Riverdale

“Take my number down I just might hit you” —Lauren Jauregui ‘More Than This
“Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream” – Taylor Swift “Blank Space”
Honey even raccoons have standards

If you can’t change your fate change your attitude
Some people always deserve to get a hifive right on their face
No tag but Im still it

You just can’t beat the person who never gives up
If I was meant to be controlled I would have come with a remote
Ive always been famous its just no one knew it yet — Lady Gaga

When all is said and done youll believe God is a woman — Ariana Grande God is a Woman
Start where you are Use what you have Do what you can
Revenge Nah I’m too lazy I’m going to sit here and let Karma f u up

If you are always trying to be normal you will never know how amazing you can be
A problem is a chance for you to do your best
If I was you Id wanna be me too — Meghan Trainor Me Too

You wanted fire Sorry my specialty is ice — Veronica Lodge Riverdale
Don’t stand too close to the heater babe Plastic melts
If they want to be a problem theyll have to answer to me — Garnet Steven Universe

“Youre a million miles too close” – The Jonas Brothers “You Just Dont Know It Yet”
Dont get bitter get better — Alyssa Edwards
I’m cool PS You’re not

Too blessed to be stressed
No I checked my receipt I didn’t buy any of your bullshit
Just because youre trash doesnt mean you cant do great things Its called garbage can Not garbage cannot

Listen up fives a ten is speaking — Jenna 30 Rock
“They cant leave us hangin no no not no more best believe” —Logic ‘Keanu Reeves
The skin on glow money on grow

Im sorry that goodlooking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself — Derek Zoolander Zoolander

Savage Mad Captions

Category is body look at the way it’s sittin —Megan Thee Stallion Body
Your character is formed by the challenges you face and overcome

Im in my own lane you aint in my category” – HOV Lane
You know hating me won’t make your sad life any better
“What like it’s hard” – Elle Woods Legally Blonde

Even my middle finger is bigger than your heart
I’m gracing you with my presence — Kourtney KardashianBaby just don’t give a damn — BTS Love Maze
Be a bad a with a good a

Sit up when I walk in
The trash gets picked up tomorrow Better get ready
Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first

I feel like my attitude has an attitude of itself
I sometimes wonder how many calories those bes burn by jumping on to conclusions
Karma is somewhat busy with sharpening her nails finishing and her drink and after that she is coming after you

The trash gets picked up tomorrow Be Ready
Proof that I can do selfies better than you
Zombies eat brains You’re safe

Do not mess with a girl of short height 5 feet 2 inch but attitude 6 feet 1
You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house Basically useless
Make peace with your broken pieces

Humble with just a hint of Kanye
No I’m not a snack at all Look baby I’m the whole damn meal — Lizzo Juice
“Know yourself know your worth” – Drake “0 to 100”

Did you fall from heaven Because so did Satan
I really don’t hate you that much but if you are on fire and I had the water I would simply drink it
You were better in my worst nightmares

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too
Where ya lookin’ I’m the view
It’s not necessary for everyone to like me Not everyone matters

Follow your heart but take your brain with you
They say good things take time… That’s why I’m always late
Life is better when you’re laughingLife goes on with or without you

Why chase you when Im the catch
“Light travels faster than sound This is why some people appear bright until they speak” – Steven Wright
Every exit is an entry somewhere else

I’m simple to understand Like quantum physics
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for
“Thanks for the memories even though they weren’t so great” – Fall Out Boy “Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

“Just because Im sassy and have a mouth on me doesnt mean Im coming from a negative place” – Kesha“Didn’t they tell you I was a savage” – Rihanna “Needed Me” check video below
Karma’s just sharpening her nails and finishing her drink She says she’ll be with you shortly
I am aware of the fact that I am a handful but that is the reason why you have only two hands

“Sometimes I wish I could be you so I could be friends with me” – Angelica Rugrats
You’re italic I’m in bold — Billie Eilish Copycat
Good better best Never let it rest ‘Til your good is better and your better is best

They say good things come to those who wait so imma be at least an hour late — Kanye West Start It Up
Women are like teabags We don’t know our true strength until we are in hot water
Good girls are made up of sugar and spice while I and my type of girls are made of whiskey and ice

“When there are so many haters and negative things I really don’t care” Kim Kardashian
Im a hot mess But at least Im a fun hot mess Like a trainwreck full of pizza fireworks and glitter
No GPS but its my turn

I know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two handsWhen I get up in the morning even the Satan cries
My mascaras too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you
Too glam to give a dam As lost as Alice As mad as the Hatter

“Listen up fives a ten is speaking” – Jenna 30 Rock
I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be
“Dont get bitter get better” – Alyssa Edwards

Queens don’t compete with hoes
“Ten different looks and my looks all kill” — Cardi B Money
If it requires smiling I probably wont come

Badass Captions for Instagram

Bro you have an entire life to be stupid Take a day off
Those who think it is not cool to be kind are coldhearted
Dont check for me unless youve got a cheque for me

I rolled my eyes up so hard I have become Mad Eye Moody
You can’t cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water
“Look I dont mean to be a btch…well actually I do” – Santana Lopez GleeI know I’m a handful but that’s why you got two hands

I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular — Gretchen Wieners Mean Girls
I’m permanent You can’t erase me – Shawn Mendes Aftertaste
I’m suffering an extreme case of not being Beyonce

Aim for the moon If you miss you may hit a star
“Know yourself know your worth” – Drake
No I checked my receipt I didnt buy any of your bullshit

Secrets…are the very root of cool
If you’re going through hell keep going
Your the type of boy id make a sandwich for

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness b
You can never quit Winners never quit and quitters never win
I’m not always sarcastic — sometimes I’m sleeping

“Zombies eat brains You’re safe” – Unknown
Your biggest hater could be your closest friend People pretend well
Im everything you want but cant have

I love the sound you make when you shut up
Action without a plan is called failure Action with a plan is called success
When something is important enough you do it even if the odds are not in your favor

I had to let go of us to show myself what I could do
Please sign in the air like I’m Nixon
I never trust a narcissist but they love me — Taylor Swift I Did Something Bad

Raindrop Drop top All I do is eat non Stop
Know yourself know your worth — Drake 0 to 100
Me every day Slay Me in December SleighIs your trashcan jealous of the garbage that comes out of your mouth

When in doubt freak ‘em out — Sharon Needles
If you hurt my best friend in any way I will make your death look like an accident
Cancel my subscription because I’m done with your issues

What’s a queen without her king Well historically speaking more powerful
Sometimes you gotta be a beauty and a beast
My heels are higher than most people’s standards
My lips are the gun My smile is the trigger My kisses are the bullets Label me a killer
She has a heart which is savage but she has a golden heart as well
Im too busy writing history to read it — Kanye West
Just because Im sassy and have a mouth on me doesnt mean Im coming from a negative place — Kesha
Hella heart eyes for you
Just wing it Life Eyeliner Everything
Youre not going to tell me who I am — Nicki Minaj
Thanks for the memories even though they weren’t so great — Fall Out Boy Thnks Fr Th Mmrs
“Youre way too short to get on this ride” – Shawn Mendes “Show You”
Shut up I wear heels bigger than your dck
I wear my crown show it off go on girl — Kelly Rowland Crown
Ugh as if — Cher Horowitz Clueless
I’m just at a whole new ‘f it’ level
“You can’t make people love you but you can make them fear you” – Blair Waldorf Gossip Girl
Sweet as sugar cold as ice hurt me once I will break you thrice
If I swallow scrabble pieces and barf it out that would still make a better statement than what you speak
Opportunity does not knock it presents itself when you beat down the door
Hes so obsessed with me and boy I understand — Taylor Swift I Think He Knows
Just like the alphabet B I come before U

Funny Mad Quotes for Instagram

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships
Take my number down I just might hit you — Lauren Jauregui More Than This
When there are so many haters and negative things I really don’t care — Kim Kardashian
You don’t have to make something that people call art Living is an artistic activity there is an art to getting through the day
I am 99 angel but oh that 1…
I am Fiji water You are toilet water
My lips are the gun Smile is the trigger My kisses are the bullets Label me a killer
So here’s a really stupid thing about the world The trick to looking cool is not caring whether you look cool So the moment you achieve perfect coolness is simultaneously the moment that you actually completely don’t care
Darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream — Taylor Swift Blank Space
If Karma doesn’t hit you l gladly will
Im one of those people who doesnt follow trends I set them— Zendaya
Note to self You good get going
The uglier the Snapchat the closer the friendship
So uncool it’s cool again
B please your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
Empty pockets never held anyone back Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that
Good luck finding someone who will put up with your bullshit as well as I did
Ego so big you must admit Ive got every reason to feel like Im that btch — Beyoncé EgoA queen is never late Everyone else is simply early — Queen Clarisse Renaldi The Princess Diaries
Thats for me to know and for you to dot dot dot — Damon Salvatore The Vampire Diaries
It’s totally okay if you don’t like me because not everyone in this world is born with good taste
Youre way too short to get on this ride — Shawn Mendes Show You
I drop a picture now these btches feel attacked — Megan Thee Stallion Savage
Don’t test me I have screenshots
If you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best
I know my personality is lit
“I’ve got thick skin and an elastic heart” – Sia “Elastic Heart”
Im a boss and I shine like gloss — Doja Cat Boss Bitch
So blunt you can smoke my truth
You can treat me like a joke but then I will leave you like its funny
Braless is flawless
Is ‘UGH an emotion Because I feel it
“I just figured if I’m going to be a mess – might as well be a hot mess right” – Mindy Lahiri The Mindy Project
Nothing but blue skiesIm a hot girl but I never lose my cool
B I wanna slap you but I don’t know in which face
You are the one dating my ex I am eating a sandwich do you care to eat the leftovers
There’s no “we” in fries
Focus on your goals These men only want to waste your damn time
She got mad hustle and dope soul
Look I dont mean to be a btchwell actually I do — Santana Lopez Glee
It is so weird being my own role model — Mindy Lahiri The Mindy Project
I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to beI refuse to be put in a box — Jennifer Lopez
Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness
Trouble never looked so fine
I can remove most of your beauty from a wet wipe
Sometimes I wish I could be you so I could be friends with me — Angelica Rugrats
“Ugh as if” – Cher Clueless
You cannot expect the world to be fair to you if you are fair Would you expect a lion not to eat just because you didn’t eat him
You can’t sit with us — Gretchen Wieners Mean GirlsIm not a stop along the way Im a destination — Blair Waldorf Gossip Girl
Number 1 No one is like me — Harley Quinn Birds of Prey
“I’m sorry that people are so jealous of me…but I can’t help it that I’m so popular” – Gretchen Wieners Mean Girls

Mad Bio for Instagram

Turn ya savage up and lose ya feelings
“They say good things come to those who wait so imma be at least an hour late” —Kanye West “Start It Up”
You can’t make people love you but you can make them fear you — Blair Waldorf Gossip Girl
I just don’t want to look back and think “I could’ve eaten that”
I hope your air conditioner breaks this summer
I am unable to understand the language you are speaking because it is sounding like bullshit
“If I was you Id wanna be me too” – Meghan Trainor “Me Too”
I have reached that level of my life where I will need a stronger word than the word f
Problems are not stop signs they are guidelines
Let me blow your mind — Eve Let Me Blow Ya Mind feat Gwen Stefani
Ever seen queens competing with hoes No because queens never consider hoes as their completion“Silence is golden Duct tape is silver” – Unknown
I embrace mistakes they make you who you are — Beyoncé
People trying too hard to be cool often end up becoming a joke
Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny
I got a good heart but this mouth
Its about time Wheres my throne — Hannah Marin Pretty Little Liars
“Thats for me to know and for you to dot dot dot” – Damon Salvatore The Vampire Diaries
I’m not always sarcastic sometimes I’m sleeping
I like my chocolate how I like myself Dark bitter and too classy for you
“You can’t sit with us” – Gretchen Wieners Mean Girls
Remember to shine like the sunshine because the sun does not give a damn even if you go blind
I know looks aren’t everything but I have them just in case
Just keep your cool and your sense of humor
“I wear my crown show it off go on girl” — Kelly Rowland ‘Crown
I dont hate you Im just not necessarily excited about your existence
Be a little more you and a lot less them
“Thanks for the memories even though they weren’t so great” – Fall Out Boy
He who keeps his cool best wins
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun — Katharine Hepburn
Sometimes one day changes everything sometimes years change nothing
Passion isn’t cool it’s hot
You look like something I drew with my left hand
If I wanted to hear from an idiot I would’ve watched Sarah Palin videosThere’s no “we” in fries
I’m a scuba diver in a sea of idiots
“I’m gracing you with my presence” – Kourtney Kardashian
2020 vision and I still don’t see any competition
“Nobody really likes us except for us” – Drake
Im the girl Harry Styles daydreams about
The idea is to not be what people expect you to be and I strictly follow this idea
Outfit perfect Attitude worth it
Beauty attracts the eye but personality captures the heart
“I’m throwin shade like it’s sunny” – Nicki Minaj “Want Some More”“Its about time Wheres my throne” – Hannah Marin Pretty Little Liars
You are so fake that even China refused to accept that they made you
You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now
I’m throwin shade like it’s sunny — Nicki Minaj Want Some More
“Im just sayin you could do better” – Drake
The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing
What like it’s hard — Elle Woods Legally Blonde
Do ya thing be
Her attitude is savage but her heart is gold

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