310+ Darty Captions for Instagram with Quotes

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Darty Captions for Instagram

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I don’t need a man … I need a margarita and a tan.
Mind me not, just flexing.

When daydreams become reality
Not me standing there like🧍‍
I just cleaned my room. Now I’m all the trash that’s left.

If I did not drink, how would my friends know I love them at 2 am?
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.
When nothing goes right, go left.

May my life be as awesome as how I pretend it to be on Instagram.
Who’s that handsome devil? Oh, I clicked on my profile again.
If you’re not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?

I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m sleeping.
You never know what you have until you have cleaned your house.
Couldn’t be happier 🙂

According to the Billboard Hot 100 chart, the hottest single of the year is me!
Who needs self-awareness when I can make you aware of me instead?
Get out there and live a little

The best has yet to come.
You couldn’t handle me even if I came with instructions.
Day 1 of 365

Live your fullest today, for tomorrow you might be dead!
Is my tummy flat? Yup, but the letter L is silent.
I’m better when I’m with you.

Wine + Dinner = Winner
You call it crazy? I call it fun!
Just showing off my [item] a little. Be jealous.

If you ever miss the sun, just look at me.
Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.
A dirty thought a day keeps the weariness away.

Happiness is watching you do what you love 💗 Hopefully that’s me.
Every day I fall in love with you more and more. Except for yesterday… yesterday you were pretty annoying.
I’m the bomb, like tick tick.

A day doing [activity] is a day well-spent.
Some people have aha moments, I just have oh seriously? moments.
In love with my best friend.

Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.
With you, everything is twice the fun and half the trouble.
I don’t tell you I love you out of habit but as a reminder of how much you mean to me

Don’t tell me you love me. Tell me you’re outside with pizza.
My hobbies include eating and thinking about the next time I’ll be eating.
He’s not perfect, but at least he’s not from my hometown.

Save water, drink champagne.
You’re the ketchup to my mustard.
I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends will end up there.

I’m not just a clown, I’m the whole circus!
Some people have trouble sleeping, but I can do it with my eyes closed.
Laughing at random things. Partying ‘til the sunrise. There’s no one else I’d want by my side. Love ya!

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.
I don’t trust only two kinds of people: (1) those I don’t know, and (2) those I do know.
Got a new phone today, my old phone failed the swimming test.

Time makes you bolder. — Fleetwood Mac, Landslide
People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside.
All I need is you. (And maybe wine + chocolate too.)

Sometimes relationships end so love stories can begin
I’d rather be dry but at least I’m alive. Rain on me. — Lady Gaga, Rain On Me
Too blessed to be stressed.

I would never let my best friend do anything stupid…alone
Did anyone say food?
Being a full-time angel is so exhausting.

If my life was a series, it would be an awkward food-themed comedy show.

Darty Quotes for Instagram

Sing with me, sing for the years, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears. — Aerosmith, Dream On
I’m on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

Chilling like a gangster.
Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.
I love you more than pizza and that’s saying a lot.

I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
I wish I could drop my body off at the gym and pick it back up when it’s ready.
Crazy friends are the best friends.

Friends are like stars, constantly coming and going, but the ones that stay burn as bright as the sun
No one can touch my books or my tacos 😤
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

The biggest mistake you can ever make is to be afraid to make mistakes
Jut a general life update: Hungry again!
It’s your next favorite celebrity.

Don’t tell your girl about me. She might become a fan.
Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think … Damn, he is one lucky man.
I’m like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Doing nothing is actually not easy. You never know when you’re done.
All you need is love … and investors. All you need is love and investors.
If I fail, if I succeed, at least I’ll live as I believe. — Whitney Houston, The Greatest Love of All

They say elephants have a perfect memory. So do I when it comes to you.
I don’t know where I’m going but I’m on my way.
When I started counting my blessings, I realized I have everything I could ever need

bff ❤️
I don’t know what to write girls, so just look at my face please.
The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana.

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…
How could you not fall in love?
I don’t always study. But when I do, I don’t.

I see you’re smiling because you’ve got your eyes on me.
Selfie Sunday
Miss me?

Only dead fish go with the flow.
Not heartless. Just using my heart less.
They say good boys go to heaven, but I’m a bad boy so I’ll deliver heaven to you.

Start somewhere.
Real men don’t take selfies. Well, I just did.
Ready to be picked up by the garbage collector.

Here’s to a hundred more years with you.
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
Better an Oooops, than a what if.

My fave sound is you snoring next to me.
Ringing in the new year — like a bell.
If no one likes this post, I know my bestie will.

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder. — Lee Ann Womack, I Hope You Dance
Life’s too short to wear matching socks.
I’m gonna live like tomorrow doesn’t exist. — Sia, Chandelier

How do I feel when there is no coffee? Depresso.
My psychic girlfriend didn’t show up!
Be happy, it drives people crazy.

My one and only
Don’t trust everything you see, even salt can look like sugar
Don’t mind me while I drink my tea 🍵

If there would be an award for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
Not everyone is lucky enough to be as cute as me.

My six pack is protected by a layer of fat.
Stress less and enjoy the best
They say: Do what you love and the money will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…

Just the two of us

Darty Hashtags for Instagram

You’re my 1 in 7 billion
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Consider this post my Valentine to you.

Never reveal how weird you are to people until it’s too late for them to back out.
All you need is a fresh start.
We are totally #couplegoals

Time to show off my bubbly personality.
I doubt beer is the answer but it’s worth the shot.
I will overcome any hurdle or obstacle that’s in my path. — OutKast, Knowing

If sleep is so important, why does the day start so early?
Say yes, take risks, and live life on your own terms
Find someone who brings out the best in you

Do I run? Yes, Out of time, patience and money.
Shoutout to myself because I’m lit
You got me like 🥴️

Looking at these pictures won’t fix all your problems, but it’s a good start.
Any excuse to wear glitter.
New year, same me.

And the Darwin award goes to…
The very moment the alphabet decided to get involved with mathematics, I quit!
A best friend is like your favorite bra: supportive, comfortable, hard to find, and close to your heart

Do you know why I’m always late? It’s because good things always take time.
My last name is ever. My first name is greatest.
There are many single socks, yet you don’t see them crying about it.

There are no bad pictures. This is just how things are when it comes to my face.
If I hide, I bet you gonna seek.
How gorgeous is this?

If you see this, you have a dirty mind.
I like you even when I’m hungry.
Friday, my second favorite F word.

No thoughts brain empty just tacos and cats.
I’m bitter, dark, and hot—just like your favorite coffee.
They say Do what you love and money will come to you. Let’s see what happens, I just ordered tamales.

I’m way up, I feel blessed. — Drake, Blessings
A good friend might know your wild stories but your best friend was right there with you
Pathetic but aesthetic.
If you were looking for a sign, here it is.
With great love comes great expenses.
But first, let me take a selfie
If you fall, I will be there. Signed, Floor.
Starting off the year on the right foot.
Me before you:🌱 Me after you: 🌻
I know it feels good to stare at me all day, but please give your eyes a rest.
Whatever, I’m retired!
If you could be doing anything right now, what would it be?
I don’t know who’s cuter, me or my reflection?
Don’t give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping.
I’d wanna be me as well if I were you.
I have no idea what I was doing before you came around. Sleeping, probably.
1 like? Great! I think the modeling world is ready for me.
My world, my heart, my everything

Darty Puns for Instagram

My pup is the salsa to my whole enchilada.
The world is changed by your example, not your opinion.
Don’t worry, Be-yonce.
I hope we never get tired of making fun of each other.
Savor this post. You won’t see another one for another twelve months.
Teeth aren’t pearly until you laugh!
I know the voices in my head aren’t real… but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
Throw me in the fire, baby, I’ll survive. — BROCKHAMPTON, RENTAL
You don’t have to like me. I’m not a Facebook status.
Did someone say [something you like]? 🏃💨
When you being real, you ain’t worried ’bout who fake. —Megan Thee Stallion, Money Good
Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
A smile can change the world
I was born to shine
Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands – just like best friends!
My love
We go together like hot sauce and everything.
I don’t always take a selfie, but when I do…
Me, myself and I
Everyone has a chapter they don’t read out loud
Eating non-stop is one of my best talents.
He’s my best friend
Look for the magic in every moment
If you find me offensive, then I suggest you quit finding me.
Even the stars were jealous of the sparkle in her eyes
You’re the 9-5, I’m the weekend.
Sure, I do marathons. On Netflix.
Teeth aren’t forever. Smile!
Darn it, just accidentally had another thought again.
I can’t see heaven being much better than this.
Life is simple. It’s just not easy.
I really don’t like how I look, but I think this one’s better than the 23 others I just took.
We did it!
Wine + dinner = winner
Hold onto your best friend because you’ll never find someone like them again
Google Maps said it’s MY TURN.
Bring the alcohol! Because no great story started with someone eating a salad.
You think nothing is impossible? Try getting me out of bed before 12 PM.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I’m still looking.
I’m not high maintenance, you’re just low effort
Vodka may not be the answer but it’s worth a shot
How can I help you?
The first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.
Life is better when you’re laughing
Feeling good living better. — Drake, Over My Dead Body
I’m like a real-life meme.
Didn’t make it to midnight.
I know the voices in my head aren’t real … but sometimes their ideas are
Suns out, guns out.
You’re the only person I would share my snacks with.
I have no idea how to act my age. I’ve never been this age before.
My coach said I run like a girl. So I said if he ran a little faster he could too. – Mia Hamm
Captions are for losers.
Back in the old days my best friend why quiet and shy. I turned her into a monster. 😜
I got my haters seasick, they see me and get sick.
Friends don’t let friends do stupid things … alone.
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste.
Whatever is good for your soul, do that
I don’t care what people think of me. Mosquitos find me attractive!
Sorry, I can’t make everyone happy. I’m not bacon.

Funny Darty Captions

Cuddle time with the pup 💞
Girl, I will have to call you back.
Reality called, so I hung up.
What do you think of this look?
Why you hatin’ instead of appreciatin’?
Wine is always the answer. What was the question again?
You can’t live a full life on an empty stomach.
My bed is a magical place I suddenly remember everything I have to do.
Just me
Every time I look at my text book, I think: What a waste of tree!
Every so often, when I shut my eyes…I can’t see.
Pursue your passion and you’ll never work a day in your life
We go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Entrepreneur life
Whenever I feel like working out, I lie down until the feeling goes away.
I’m genuine and I trust some of my devotees are as well.
Look at us. Hey. Look at us. Who woulda thought? Not me!
Thank you, Tinder
Hand me the burger and nobody gets hurt.
Me doing me
Stay strong, the weekend is upon us.
Trust people who like big butts—they can not lie.
I put my best foot forward, then my worst foot after that, then my best foot again.
He’s my King, I’m his Queen
Life is good. — Future & Drake, Life is Good
I like you more than [food]. And I looove [food].
We’re so young, boy, we ain’t got nothin’ to lose. -Doja Cat, Kiss Me More
No one will ever be as entertained by us as us.
Remember when I had a girlfriend? Me neither.
If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ … I’ll turn around.
Photobomb me at your own risk!
Work hard then work harder
When I wanna Ice cream, ICE cream it
Wearing a onesie to bed just in case my SO steals the covers again.
You never truly know what you have…until you clean your room.
Say oh, got this feeling that you can’t fight, like this city is on fire tonight. — OneRepublic, Good Life
I will do anything for love. Except that. And that. Or that. Or…
My favorite subject in school was recess.
Swiped right, now it’s for life.
What you’re currently looking at is a fine piece of procrastination.
A best friend will love you when you’re too sad to love yourself
I put the Pro in procrastinate.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.
Here’s a🥇for being the cutest human to walk this earth.
It wasn’t love at first sight but we turned out okay.
Sweeter than a cupcake.
The first thing I do after coming to work is logging off.
Put me on your wishlist.
The impossible is now possible
Anyone else thing hashtags look like waffles?
Yes or No?
You can’t spell awesome without ME.
🤟
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day!
Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
Perseverance pays… a lot!
You may say I’m a dreamer, but I’m not the only one. — John Lennon, Imagine
It’s so rude that it isn’t Friday yet.
Cooking some fantastic bad ideas in my mind.

Best Darty Captions

I’d move to [state] for you. And I hate [state].
Cupid called, he wants his arrow back.
How are you guys doing?
Who’s a good boy? I am!
Self confidence is the best middle finger to all the hate.
Whoever thinks money can’t bring you happiness, transfer it to my bank account.
My best friend has seen the good, the bad, and the ugly sides of me.
Just dropped my new single! It’s me. I’m single.
Not your baby boy.
A daily selfie reminds you what you look like.
Don’t worry if plan A fails. There are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
Outlining my findings, using life as a stencil. — Kero One, In All the Wrong Places
I have to be funny because being hot is not in my dictionary.
There are 12 months ahead of us to make a difference.
Wifi. Food. My bed. Perfection!
If you try to tickle, I won’t be liable for your injuries.
A sass a day keeps the basics away
Why does my food look way better than me?
But like the sun, know you know I find my way back ‘round. — J. Cole, Crooked Smile
True friends don’t judge each other. They judge other people … together.
Too lit to quit
Always keep your head high. But remember to keep your middle finger higher.
Sure, dating is cool, but have you ever tried an eat-all-you-can buffet?
My life’s a gigantic mess and I love it!

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